Hi I'm Mat. I like boys and pastries.
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drunktrophywife:

Our manikins have buttholes

officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

  • person I dislike: *coughs*
  • me: can you not

spoopyspaghettishower:

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

holy I’m gonna try this

nonstopkarma:

I KNOW WHICH ONE I’M NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

missterbooflakes:

notalldippers:

ever think about how katniss is an asexual mentally ill deaf native girl because i do and she is the best protagonist in history

ever think about how hollywood is getting rid of all those because i do and i wanna burn a house down

notsweettea:

♡ E-SHREK-TRA HEART 

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

roane72:

fatnutritionist:

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

This is the most victorious photo of cabbage ever captured.

This picture just makes me feel happy.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

actionables:

1lazygenius:

actionables:

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES

DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?

you can call me

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