Hi I'm Mat. I like boys and pastries.
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hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

kumagawa:

pussy so good it had me lost in the void

frostingpeetaswounds:

gay-mercenaries:

when one character wants nothing more than to protect another

and they die anyway (•‿•)

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-annoying:

every time a boy pays attention to me i fall in love for like a week

iwasrepeals:

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how many fucks i give about your opinion. 

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you never know! 

TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘CAT GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

niknak79:

There’s something unsettling about the peanut butter

mypugobsession:

Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble.  A grumble of pugs.